Hummela, hummela cheesestiCkzz. I've never had a cheesestick. They sound yummy though.
I know there hasn't been anything posted here in a little while but Sp00neleh has been...occupied. Me? Well, I haven't been so fucked with boredom in a very long time. Perhaps never! Being bored has impaired my ability to be creative thus I have not produced any posts on this or my blog. This will change in about two-three weeks I hope (please, God!).
AAaanyway, today is the 3rd of March! Right now I am thinking about baNanas. Eew, not in THAT way. Get your minds out of the gutter! Tsssk...Bananas. This humble fruit almost seems like a miracle of anture. Nature. Not anture. It's colourful, nutritious and much loved by children, monkeys and clowns (I always connected bananas with elephants, I do not know why...). It has a favourable position in the planet's fruit bowls. It's vitally important in many regions of the tropics where some parts of the plant are used for clothing, paper and tableware. Imagine that your friend calls you and asks what you're wearing to the club. You say,"Yeah, I'm just wearing some banana peel!" Haha. It is a very fortuitious fruit. The banana is, however, a freakish and fragile genetic mutant. It's lovely banana-like appearance hides a fatal flaw which threatens its proud place in the grocery basket. A flaw that can be summed up in a single word: sex. Do not worry! Despite it's unfortunate sexual impotance, agriculturalists have realised and do know how to make grow them so they will still exist and have existed for the past many, many centuries. Go bananas!
God, I just spent the last 15 minutes writing about a banana's sex life. WTF. I need some sexy time.
I know there hasn't been anything posted here in a little while but Sp00neleh has been...occupied. Me? Well, I haven't been so fucked with boredom in a very long time. Perhaps never! Being bored has impaired my ability to be creative thus I have not produced any posts on this or my blog. This will change in about two-three weeks I hope (please, God!).
AAaanyway, today is the 3rd of March! Right now I am thinking about baNanas. Eew, not in THAT way. Get your minds out of the gutter! Tsssk...Bananas. This humble fruit almost seems like a miracle of anture. Nature. Not anture. It's colourful, nutritious and much loved by children, monkeys and clowns (I always connected bananas with elephants, I do not know why...). It has a favourable position in the planet's fruit bowls. It's vitally important in many regions of the tropics where some parts of the plant are used for clothing, paper and tableware. Imagine that your friend calls you and asks what you're wearing to the club. You say,"Yeah, I'm just wearing some banana peel!" Haha. It is a very fortuitious fruit. The banana is, however, a freakish and fragile genetic mutant. It's lovely banana-like appearance hides a fatal flaw which threatens its proud place in the grocery basket. A flaw that can be summed up in a single word: sex. Do not worry! Despite it's unfortunate sexual impotance, agriculturalists have realised and do know how to make grow them so they will still exist and have existed for the past many, many centuries. Go bananas!
God, I just spent the last 15 minutes writing about a banana's sex life. WTF. I need some sexy time.
How incredibly sad has my life become??
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