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We have been very bad, yes, very naughty, for not having updated our fantastical blog in a while. This shall change! You may spank us if you like. I know that Sp00neleh would like it. A lot.

On our behalf we would like to say that all our sympathies go out to the victims of the catastrophe in Japan.

Times are a-changing. This weekend I will be partying it up in Swedenland, Moose-style, so expect to see some crazy party pictures. HEhehe.

Damn, my feet have fallen asleep.

As you've probably heard, the starring actor of "Two and a Half Men" (which I think is s shit show anyways mainly 'cause I hate sitcoms), Charlie Sheen, has gone a bit bonkers. Here's a funny video he made which I personally think is better than anything he did on "Two and a Half Men" (again, mainly 'cause I hate sitcoms; so fucking unrealistic and NOT funny).

Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen

CheesestiCKZZz...on a Stick

Hummela, hummela cheesestiCkzz. I've never had a cheesestick. They sound yummy though.

I know there hasn't been anything posted here in a little while but Sp00neleh has been...occupied. Me? Well, I haven't been so fucked with boredom in a very long time. Perhaps never! Being bored has impaired my ability to be creative thus I have not produced any posts on this or my blog. This will change in about two-three weeks I hope (please, God!).

AAaanyway, today is the 3rd of March! Right now I am thinking about baNanas. Eew, not in THAT way. Get your minds out of the gutter! Tsssk...Bananas. This humble fruit almost seems like a miracle of anture. Nature. Not anture. It's colourful, nutritious and much loved by children, monkeys and clowns (I always connected bananas with elephants, I do not know why...). It has a favourable position in the planet's fruit bowls. It's vitally important in many regions of the tropics where some parts of the plant are used for clothing, paper and tableware. Imagine that your friend calls you and asks what you're wearing to the club. You say,"Yeah, I'm just wearing some banana peel!" Haha. It is a very fortuitious fruit. The banana is, however, a freakish and fragile genetic mutant. It's lovely banana-like appearance hides a fatal flaw which threatens its proud place in the grocery basket. A flaw that can be summed up in a single word: sex. Do not worry! Despite it's unfortunate sexual impotance, agriculturalists have realised and do know how to make grow them so they will still exist and have existed for the past many, many centuries. Go bananas!

God, I just spent the last 15 minutes writing about a banana's sex life. WTF. I need some sexy time.

How incredibly sad has my life become??