Dub- step. Not quite music, not quite noise but filthy dirty. How else to describe the relentless pounding and bass so deep you feel like it's inside you? It's not passionate, theres no heat (except for the heaving bodies next to you). Dub- step is heavy, thick, sweltering. It isn't there to satisfy, it isn't quick enough to release the frustraion that dancing crazy to electro does. No, dub-step teases, pushes up against you, pulls your head back. You're sweaty, wound up by the endless depth of the sound that refuses to give you the drop. Then finally you give in, feeling it throb through you. Suddenly it's pressing everywhere till it gets into your ears, your chest, your head. It's under your skin, dragging up your back. It's ugly, so very very ugly. But so very very wet.
19 February 2011
6 February 2011
5 February 2011
Plug It In & Turn Me On
I want you to take over control, take over control...
This video says it all right now.
Where Dreams Become Heart Attacks
We all love to eat. All kinds of things. Sweet things and salt things. Burgers and sallads. Meatloaf and fish. All kinds of things. But we do have to limit ourselves or we will be cursed with clogged arteries, bad health in general. But maaan do we looove the food!
In America they love food too and I admire their creativity when it comes to creating some foodatistic masterpieces. But then again there's "Supersize Me".
I found some fun pictures of some foodstuff ideas in America that are really fun and original!
In America they love food too and I admire their creativity when it comes to creating some foodatistic masterpieces. But then again there's "Supersize Me".
I found some fun pictures of some foodstuff ideas in America that are really fun and original!
Pake= a pie inside a cake!
This one in particular is a lemon-vanilla cake with blueberry preserves, strawberry pie and cream-cheese frosting!The Fat Monkey
This cake consists of two slices of chocolate chip banana bread, with layers of Nutella, bananas and marshmallow creme sandwich in between dipped in cake batter and then deep-fried then dipped in melted chocolate and rolled in toasted almonds and coconut! Whoo! That's a lot of goody yummy stuff stuffed in one cake!!
Deep-fried Milky Ways
The Americans have taught us that you can virtually deep-fry anything when you put your mind to it!
Oreo Scones
I love Oreos and I love Scones. What a perfect combination.
Inside-Out Spaghetti & Meatballs
As kids (or maybe even as adults) we've all once wished to witness a Giant Meatball. Well, here is one! A giant meatball filled with spaghetti, marinara sauce and ricotta cheese! NOM.
So if you wanna die an early death, eat one of these!
The Sex Panther
Breaded schnitzel, bacon, cheese, ham and steak in a hollowed out bun.
Lending People Your Car
Well, since I don't have a license nor own a car, I do not have to worry about this matter! Wait, what you wanna borrow my car? What car? :S I'm confused...
Google is a great search engine but I just realised that even though it has helped me out at times with homework or writing essays or with books I didn't read for English, there has been more times, A LOT more times where it has failed me. Where it has not succeeded in identifying what my search demands and therefore failed to come up with what I need. I sat for hours tonight trying to look for a simple red, vintage background. I found many vintage backgrounds and I found many red ones but NONE that were red AND vintage. This pissed me off. What pissed me off even more was that this isn't the first time that Google has forsaken me! Although Google is awesome and has become a part of our everyday language ("Just GOOGLE it!") I am beginning to doubt if it really is that great after all. Well, that is what I've experienced.
Mmm, sitting alone in this godforsaken room on a Friday night. God, I wish I was out, partying like crazy until dawn. I miss those times. I haven't partied since last year. This is very sad. I hope you guys are partying double as hard for me. Drinking jäger shots and making out with strangers in empty bathroom stalls!
Google is a great search engine but I just realised that even though it has helped me out at times with homework or writing essays or with books I didn't read for English, there has been more times, A LOT more times where it has failed me. Where it has not succeeded in identifying what my search demands and therefore failed to come up with what I need. I sat for hours tonight trying to look for a simple red, vintage background. I found many vintage backgrounds and I found many red ones but NONE that were red AND vintage. This pissed me off. What pissed me off even more was that this isn't the first time that Google has forsaken me! Although Google is awesome and has become a part of our everyday language ("Just GOOGLE it!") I am beginning to doubt if it really is that great after all. Well, that is what I've experienced.
Mmm, sitting alone in this godforsaken room on a Friday night. God, I wish I was out, partying like crazy until dawn. I miss those times. I haven't partied since last year. This is very sad. I hope you guys are partying double as hard for me. Drinking jäger shots and making out with strangers in empty bathroom stalls!
4 February 2011
OMG What a biiitch!
Sometimes I get really mad!
Some people are such bitches! Fucking whores. Especially girls. Guys can be whores too. Man-whores.
Some people are just AaRrarARGghH and I just want to smack them right across their faces with my spatula. The things some little bitch does sometimes (especially when it has to do with a guy you might like) can really REALLY annoy you sometimes. Then you call or text your best friend to tell her what little bitches are doing and you feel satisfied when you then get a text message back with the single word, "Whore." in it. This confirms (to some unrealistic extent) that you're not the only one who thinks the person's a little biatch who's annoying. Even though your best friend might not even know who this person is. But hey! that's what best friends are for; to make you feel better when you're annoyed and stand with you against the little bitchy, whory things some people in particular do.
The things going through your mind might be something like: "Oh HEEELLL NooO0!! She did NOT just do that! DaAMn I just wanna AAARghhgGH. Fucking bitch! Whore!" You get out your mobile and start furiously texting lots of other french words that might describe what you are feeling ad what you think about this person who has annoyed you.
If someone hits on someone you like=whore.
If someone is together with someone you like=mega whore.
If that someone that's together with the person that you wanna do against the kitchen counter and doesn't let you fucking forget it=super mega fu*cking whore slut @**2'2' aaarGhG I beat you with my spatulaaaaAaaa
Whoo I feel better now :]
Some people are such bitches! Fucking whores. Especially girls. Guys can be whores too. Man-whores.
Some people are just AaRrarARGghH and I just want to smack them right across their faces with my spatula. The things some little bitch does sometimes (especially when it has to do with a guy you might like) can really REALLY annoy you sometimes. Then you call or text your best friend to tell her what little bitches are doing and you feel satisfied when you then get a text message back with the single word, "Whore." in it. This confirms (to some unrealistic extent) that you're not the only one who thinks the person's a little biatch who's annoying. Even though your best friend might not even know who this person is. But hey! that's what best friends are for; to make you feel better when you're annoyed and stand with you against the little bitchy, whory things some people in particular do.
The things going through your mind might be something like: "Oh HEEELLL NooO0!! She did NOT just do that! DaAMn I just wanna AAARghhgGH. Fucking bitch! Whore!" You get out your mobile and start furiously texting lots of other french words that might describe what you are feeling ad what you think about this person who has annoyed you.
If someone hits on someone you like=whore.
If someone is together with someone you like=mega whore.
If that someone that's together with the person that you wanna do against the kitchen counter and doesn't let you fucking forget it=super mega fu*cking whore slut @**2'2' aaarGhG I beat you with my spatulaaaaAaaa
Whoo I feel better now :]
True Friendship
"A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
Bernard Meltzer
The trust between friends is such that if one friend falls in trouble, the other will not think twice to help. If the bond between two friends is strong, they can endure even long distances. For them, geographical separation is just a part of life and wouldn't affect their friendship. They make it a point to stay in touch, even in the verge of being exhausted due to the drudgery of everyday life. True friendship never fades away. In fact, it grows better with time. It thrives on trust, inspiration and comfort. Best friends come to know when the other person is in trouble merely by listening to their "Hello" over the phone. They can even understand each other's silences.
They don't desert one another when one is facing trouble. They would face it together and support each other even if it's against the interest of the other. Best friends don't analyze each other; they don't have to do so. They accept one another with their positive and negative qualities. They know each other's strengths as well as weaknesses. One would not overpower the other. They would respect each other's individuality.
Best friends support each other even if the whole world opposes them. It is not easy getting true friends for a lifetime. If you have even one true friend, feel blessed. All best friends are friends, but not all friends can be best friends. In this world of cynics and backstabbers there are still some people worth being friends with.
"It is the ones you can call up at 4:00 am that really matter."
Marlene Dietrich
3 February 2011
Manley men
WHERE HAVE ALL THE MANLEY MEN GONE? WHEN DID ROMANCE DIE? WHEN DID FIREY, SWEATY (slightly rough) SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS BECOME OUT OF STYLE?
HOT DAMN! IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A GOOD MAN TO THROW YOU ACROSS THE BED AND GIVE YOU SOME GOOD LOVING?
Wrestling. You know what comes after wrestling? SEX.
I love the conversations me and my dear Spooneleh have. LOL MAJOR. <3
Romance seems to be deader than a doornail that's deader than a ghost at the moment. For some of us at least. What do we do in this case? Well, you either sit at home and do nothing, watch some porn to ease your needs or you find someone to wrestle with. 'Cause as someone has determined, wrestling, which involves A LOT of physical contact (yum) will end up in the two (possibly three...or more) engaging in some f0RniCaT1ON!! Haha, maybe, maybe not. Probably not...but! one can always be optimistic!
If you lack ze sexual interacTi0n, if you're sexually frustrated or if you lack someone to hold you tight at night do something to distract yourself. Like look at old photos on facebook. Label them and laugh. Find a photo of yourself looking pretty stupid, show it to your bestest of friends and determine how you look in this hilarious photo. Come up with a similar conclusion to this, "Modelistic arms, blowjob face, athlete legs, possibly wearing a wig. Yup, TOTALLY tranny."
You'll find yourself laughing or SMAO (smiling your ass off) and realize that for perhaps a second or two you stopped thinking about your sexual and perhaps emotional deprivation, that you're in dire need of some hotness and that men are cruel.
Romance seems to be deader than a doornail that's deader than a ghost at the moment. For some of us at least. What do we do in this case? Well, you either sit at home and do nothing, watch some porn to ease your needs or you find someone to wrestle with. 'Cause as someone has determined, wrestling, which involves A LOT of physical contact (yum) will end up in the two (possibly three...or more) engaging in some f0RniCaT1ON!! Haha, maybe, maybe not. Probably not...but! one can always be optimistic!
If you lack ze sexual interacTi0n, if you're sexually frustrated or if you lack someone to hold you tight at night do something to distract yourself. Like look at old photos on facebook. Label them and laugh. Find a photo of yourself looking pretty stupid, show it to your bestest of friends and determine how you look in this hilarious photo. Come up with a similar conclusion to this, "Modelistic arms, blowjob face, athlete legs, possibly wearing a wig. Yup, TOTALLY tranny."
You'll find yourself laughing or SMAO (smiling your ass off) and realize that for perhaps a second or two you stopped thinking about your sexual and perhaps emotional deprivation, that you're in dire need of some hotness and that men are cruel.
Slice that bread, bitch!
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