4 February 2011

OMG What a biiitch!

Sometimes I get really mad!

Some people are such bitches! Fucking whores. Especially girls. Guys can be whores too. Man-whores.

Some people are just AaRrarARGghH and I just want to smack them right across their faces with my spatula. The things some little bitch does sometimes (especially when it has to do with a guy you might like) can really REALLY annoy you sometimes. Then you call or text your best friend to tell her what little bitches are doing and you feel satisfied when you then get a text message back with the single word, "Whore." in it. This confirms (to some unrealistic extent) that you're not the only one who thinks the person's a little biatch who's annoying. Even though your best friend might not even know who this person is. But hey! that's what best friends are for; to make you feel better when you're annoyed and stand with you against the little bitchy, whory things some people in particular do.

The things going through your mind might be something like: "Oh HEEELLL NooO0!! She did NOT just do that! DaAMn I just wanna AAARghhgGH. Fucking bitch! Whore!" You get out your mobile and start furiously texting lots of other french words that might describe what you are feeling ad what you think about this person who has annoyed you.

If someone hits on someone you like=whore.
If someone is together with someone you like=mega whore.
If that someone that's together with the person that you wanna do against the kitchen counter and doesn't let you fucking forget it=super mega fu*cking whore slut @**2'2' aaarGhG I beat you with my spatulaaaaAaaa

Whoo I feel better now :]

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