I love the conversations me and my dear Spooneleh have. LOL MAJOR. <3
Romance seems to be deader than a doornail that's deader than a ghost at the moment. For some of us at least. What do we do in this case? Well, you either sit at home and do nothing, watch some porn to ease your needs or you find someone to wrestle with. 'Cause as someone has determined, wrestling, which involves A LOT of physical contact (yum) will end up in the two (possibly three...or more) engaging in some f0RniCaT1ON!! Haha, maybe, maybe not. Probably not...but! one can always be optimistic!
If you lack ze sexual interacTi0n, if you're sexually frustrated or if you lack someone to hold you tight at night do something to distract yourself. Like look at old photos on facebook. Label them and laugh. Find a photo of yourself looking pretty stupid, show it to your bestest of friends and determine how you look in this hilarious photo. Come up with a similar conclusion to this, "Modelistic arms, blowjob face, athlete legs, possibly wearing a wig. Yup, TOTALLY tranny."
You'll find yourself laughing or SMAO (smiling your ass off) and realize that for perhaps a second or two you stopped thinking about your sexual and perhaps emotional deprivation, that you're in dire need of some hotness and that men are cruel.
Romance seems to be deader than a doornail that's deader than a ghost at the moment. For some of us at least. What do we do in this case? Well, you either sit at home and do nothing, watch some porn to ease your needs or you find someone to wrestle with. 'Cause as someone has determined, wrestling, which involves A LOT of physical contact (yum) will end up in the two (possibly three...or more) engaging in some f0RniCaT1ON!! Haha, maybe, maybe not. Probably not...but! one can always be optimistic!
If you lack ze sexual interacTi0n, if you're sexually frustrated or if you lack someone to hold you tight at night do something to distract yourself. Like look at old photos on facebook. Label them and laugh. Find a photo of yourself looking pretty stupid, show it to your bestest of friends and determine how you look in this hilarious photo. Come up with a similar conclusion to this, "Modelistic arms, blowjob face, athlete legs, possibly wearing a wig. Yup, TOTALLY tranny."
You'll find yourself laughing or SMAO (smiling your ass off) and realize that for perhaps a second or two you stopped thinking about your sexual and perhaps emotional deprivation, that you're in dire need of some hotness and that men are cruel.
Slice that bread, bitch!
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