Deprivation.
But that's not the answer. To the first question. Two unrelated things.
The fact is that musicians are just 10000 times hotter than normal people. I mean is it not just so extremely sexy with a guy blasting away on an electric guitar or playing some complicated piano piece than a guy not really doing anything or just playing stupid video games? Not that I'm insulting video games or its players I'm just saying that a guy who can show of on a big, hunky trombone automatically becomes so much hotter than your normal, average, everyday guy. Especially a guy that can sing. OMG hot, sexy singing voices can swipe a girl right off her feet.
But those are all just outside appearances. No matter if you sing, dance (good dancers are sooo attractive!), play WOW or like your culinary arts it's how you are on the inside that matters. The other things are just a few benefits to help your cause. Or not. Probably not. Maybe?
Enough of this cheesy shit. We should all just have one-night-stands all the time and base our relationships solely on sex and pancakes. Yesss, pancakes. With A LOT of syrup!!! No, actually, fuck relationships all together. You only end up getting hurt one way or the other. Why spend time wasting your energy on something that's just gonna make you feel like shit in the end?
Now, that's not very optimistic of me, now is it? Damn, such negativity! 'Tis not good for the soul, guurrl!
Ofcourse we should have relationships but there's nothing wrong with being single and having ze fun while you're young. Or old. Why should age be a determining factor of what kinds of fun you're allowed to have or not? Not getting into that (but it shouldn't be!!).
To be honest, I'm just writing a lot of bullshit 'cause I was fresh out of ideas of what to write about. HA! But musicians are 10000000 hotter than normal people. Totally. Jazzzzzzz.
Sex on toast is good for the soul. You should try it some time.
Threesome anyone?
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