"Why don't you turn around?" "I'm not going to let you bum me."

There are some things that should exist in our general knowledge. Like the world isn't flat, the sun is a star, 2+2=4, a spoon and a fork make a spork.....yeah, I don't know what else but there are some general things we should know. There are also some "ungeneral" things we should know. Those you'll have to figure out by yourselves and no, they're not how to trick the guy/girl of your dreams into having sex with you up against the drinks machine. Gosh, such dirty minds you kinky teens have. Tsssk.

Where is the chocolate??

People have got their minds wound up in so many senseless, stupid things these days. Like peanut butter. Whatever happened to world peace?


World peace? What's that?


Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from ground dry roasted peanuts, popular in the Philippines, North America, theNetherlands and the United Kingdom. It is mainly used as a sandwich spread, sometimes in combination as in the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The United States^[1] and China are leading exporters of peanut butter. Other nuts are used as the basis for similar nut butters.


At least that's what Wikipedia says.


They be lyyyyiiinggg! Well, a little bit anyway. Peanut butter is the small centre of appetite life. Not bacon. Bacon is good but it is not great as some president in some country once said. Peanut butter is great. Better than great. It is the foundation of the PB&J sandwich. Without it there is no PB&J. Just a J. That is horrible. Peanut butter is also used to make snicker cakes and peanut butter cookies etc. How can you not like peanut butter? Unless you're allergic... It is very energy rich and daily doses of it will allow us to live to see the death of the sun in which all life on Earth (including us) will also die because there won't be any light.


I'm not trying to scare you.
............
Yes I am.


Unless we are very technological and roboty. Then we might live past that.


Anyway, sex on toast is yummy especially with extra butter and cheeze.


And peanut butter.

I WANT MY CHOCOLATE!