What do you do when you are next to a hot, red blooded boy who seems like he'd be a little dirty in bed? A boy with nice hands, cute face and an edible smile? You eat bananas of course!
-What else can easy those sultry, sweaty images popping up in your mind better then a delicious ripe banana?
-Where else can you find solace from the urge to push him up against the wall if not in the sweet crunchiness of banana chips?
-Who else can stop those rampent desires to run your hands all over his body more than a creamy, tangy banana yogurt?
Nothing quite beats the heat of passion like a good ole baked banana!
Now you might think it has to do with them being phalic shaped, well heavens No! Bananas are well known through out the world to calm the brain and quench the feelings of burning lust. They release chemicals into the body which counteract and block the oncome of pheromones from the object of temptation.
'That's so simple!' you may say, 'how did I not know before!' Well studies show that 90% of women don't, you're not alone in your ignorance!
So ladies save yourself the heartache, when the urge arises-don't suck a dick, eat a banana.
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