Pray for silence.
WHat?
It's funny how little, puny 13 to 16 year olds dress up all skanky, drink, smoke, pull guys and go clubbing just to seem cool (come on, that is the real reason), sexy, whatever. It's fun! Well, to older people they just look stupid really. But I did that too when I was in my early teens. Except the smoking and drinking. Yeah, that's it. But since I'm a bit weird and fucked up I never did anything to impress aANYbody. I did it for myself as it should be. I just came thinking on this as I was doing my daily facebook stalking and came across some hilarious profiles. HAHA.
Aaanywhooo let's talk about SEX!! Wait, say whaat? No. Let's talk about CHOCOLATE and CAKE because as we all know they are soooo much better than sex (really? hmm, i dunnoo...:S). They just melt in your mouth and make you moan and say aaah mooore! See, almost like sex. Unless it's bad sex. That's why chocolate and cookielicious goodness are better than sex 'cause there's a higher percentage that you will get good (amazing) chocolate than that you're going to get amazing sex. Mouthgasm vs Orgasm. What a dilemma. Not really.
Why do things fuck up? I guess there will always be periods in our lives where things are completely fucked up and you're sitting and wondering how the hell you're ever going to get out of the turmoil you're finding yourself in. Some peoples' periods of fuckiness are longer than others'. Life cannot be perfect. Shit will happen. Hopefully just not all the time or for long periods of time. It really sucks. Liquorice sucks. BLEH.
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