This is the first post of my and Spoon's blog! It is quite exciting, I must say. We will write about all the not exciting things happening around us, to us, within us...haha no the last one was obviously a joke. Our adventures (sexual adventures perhaps) will be revealed. Randomosities filled with spontaneity will be posted and if you're lucky pictures and/or videos will also appear!
Woohoooo. Hooo.
It is sad, very sad indeed, that I have not seen my dear Spooneleh in six months! Last time was sometime at the end of June/beginning of May before she departed to the States. I miss youuuu <3 But lucky me who has you on speed dial and can press that button anytime I want, hear the numbers being dialed super-fast and then connected to you! Aaah.
Oh dear lord, it is 0256hrs in ze morning in Malmö, Swedenland. Weather report: a little snow, but not nearly enough unfortunately. Not nearly enough for me to be able to travel by way of using my skiis. I would ski to the supermarket and around town and to school as well. It would be very fun but a bit hard since all the roads are flat. This is a dream that will not be fulfilled. Not today at least.
Facebook. What are your thoughts on the subject? Yes, subject. Facebook has become so famous and well-known throughout the world that it has now earned the right to become a subject of discussion. Controversial or not I guess Facebook is a big issue nowadays. People have started to complain that it obstructs teenagers, making them worse at school etc. Well, I say fuck politics! I am a Facebook addict and a proud one at that.
Although sometimes I want to bite it, kill it and throw my computer into the wall.
What is a Moose? The Moose (Cervus elaphus) is described as a large northern deer with huge flattened antlers in the male. Many different species of Moose exist to but we only need to know about one.
Moosus mirjanus.
The Moosus mirjanus is a smart, wild creature at best. It likes to socialize with other animals and go out and dance moose-style. It lives on a diet of very little food and can go days without eating. It drinks extreme amounts of diet coke. In other words, a coke addict. When it goes out, it likes to release pheromones to attract the males and have fun time. Stupid people makes it angry so beware of the antlers. They are big. The Moosus mirjanus is one of the best types of moose there is. Apart from the Alcers andesomi moose. They are pretty awesome too.
Do you want the sexy time?
What to do, what to do when the sky is blue and the thoughts are on you? Except the sky isn't blue, it's grey and cloudy so it's alright then!
I will depart now.
Spatulas with ice-cream on top. And sprinkles. You gotta have the sprinkles.
Moose <3
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